Oscars

Norbit* – Rick Baker, Kazuhiro Tsuji

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End – Ve Neill, Martin Samuel

La Vie en Rose – Didier Lavergne, Jan Archibald

Will win: Now here’s a trio you don’t see every day: a supposedly moronic Eddie Murphy comedy, a mega-successful action blockbuster, and an ingratiating French biopic. Not exactly Tinker to Evers to Chance. Anyway, biopics have an inherent advantage in the makeup category. Since their subject is a concrete, identifiable person, the biopic’s goal is to create not a new character but a likeness. I don’t know what the real Edith Piaf looked like, but I imagine some voters do, and even if they don’t, the transformation of Marion Cotillard’s appearance is so traumatic that it’s easy to just assume it’s a result of impressive makeup. Throw in that everyone hated Norbit and that At World’s End is just too damn likable to win an Oscar, and La Vie en Rose takes it. Read More

The Bourne Ultimatum – Scott Millan, David Parker, Kirk Frances

No Country for Old Men – Skip Lievsay, Craig Berkey, Greg Orloff, Peter F. Kurland

Ratatouille – Randy Thom, Michael Semanick, Doc Kane

3:10 to Yuma – Paul Massey, David Giammarco, Jim Stuebe

Transformers – Kevin O’Connell, Greg P. Russell, Peter J. Devlin

Will win: First rule of Sound Mixing: When in doubt, take the musical. Sadly, that rule does not apply here. Next rule: Take the war movie. Good plan, except there are no war movies. Third rule – shit, there is no third rule. Read More

No End in Sight*

Operation Homecoming: Writing the Wartime Experience*

Sicko*

Taxi to the Dark Side*

War Dance*

Will win: Obviously I’m going entirely on buzz here, since I haven’t seen any of these movies. The three I’ve heard of are No End in Sight, about Iraq; Sicko, Michael Moore’s critique of the U.S. healthcare system; and Taxi to the Dark Side, about the United States’ mistreatment of prisoners of war. Of the three, I think No End in Sight has received the best overall press (it has a whopping score of 89 on Metacritic), and after Moore’s antics three years ago, I doubt voters want him back on the stage.

Should win: Not nearly as important as …

Should NOT win: Obviously, I haven’t seen Sicko, and it’s entirely possible that it’s a perfectly respectable, well-made documentary. (I kind of doubt it, but it’s possible.) But I will never root for Michael Moore to win anything in his life. His self-aggrandizing speech at the Oscars three years ago, when he won for Fahrenheit 911, solidified his standing as the most obnoxious, egotistical prick working in cinema today. What an asshole. Read More

The Bourne Ultimatum – Karen M. Baker, Per Hallberg

No Country for Old Men – Skip Lievsay

Ratatouille – Randy Thom, Michael Silvers

There Will Be Blood – Matthew Wood

Transformers – Mike Hopkins, Ethan Van der Ryn

Will win: As Luke Wilson said in Anchorman, this is getting to be ri-god-damn-diculous. I’ve always been suspicious that the Sound Mixing and Sound Editing categories are really just the same award handed out two different times, almost like if the NFL gave out two honors, one for Best Offensive Lineman and the second for Best Fat Guy Who Protects the Quarterback. Well this year, of the five nominations for Sound Mixing, four of them are also selected for Sound Editing. Doesn’t that seem a little shady to people? Isn’t it the slightest bit possible that some voters look at these two categories and think to themselves, “Fuck it, what’s the difference?”? Read More

Persepolis

Ratatouille

Surf’s Up*

Will win: I’m trying to think if there’s ever been more of a sure thing at the Oscars – hell, in the history of awards show, or just any competition in the world in which a winner was determined through some sort of judgment or contest – than Ratatouille winning this category. I guess maybe Death. Death is more certain than Ratatouille. But not by much. Read More